Periods And Expectations When In A Relationship
Girls have periods, it’s a fact of life. It’s not nice from what I’m told and being a bloke I cant imagine what they’re like so I won’t even try to get into this one, but what I will get into the expectations a lot of guys (and girls) have during this time of the month!
The majority of girls and guys won’t have sex for this week they see it as dirty, unhygienic and just down right disgusting. Truth is, it’s not all that bad. Girls enjoy it more from what I’ve been told. There’s nothing wrong with it if, like me, you’re into that side of things, but for now let’s get onto the main topic.
WHY DO GUYS EXPECT A BLOWJOB FROM THEIR GIRL?!?!
Maybe it’s down to something in their head that thinks she owes him a blowjob because sex is off the cards due to her vagina bleeding. Like it’s her choice to have a period! I’m no saint, trust me. I used to think it was my right to get head when a girl was on her period, but apparently it’s very low on their list of things of do. Can’t say I blame them really. After all, who would want a penis in their mouth out of some weird male backwards obligatory logic? Not me, that’s for sure, but I’m just one straight guy, so I’ll let you decide for yourself.
If you’re a guy reading this then please let us know if and/or why you expect head in the comments below.
WHY DO GIRLS EXPECT AN UNENDING AMOUNT OF CARE FROM THEIR MAN?!?!
This probably gets to me more than it should. Obviously, it doesn’t apply to all females; I see you strong independent women who don’t need a man- thumbs up to you! But the girls who expect their man to constantly give stomach and back rubs, spoon feed chocolate and ice cream laced with paracetamol and watch shit 70’s era musicals with them all day, I have one question:
Why do you expect this treatment from us? You’re going to live a fairly long time, so inevitably at some point you will be on your own and to my knowledge there is no ‘Period Home Care Service’, so wouldn’t it be better to learn how to cope on your own? After all, you’re going to have a lot of periods in life…
If you’re a girl reading this then please let us know why you do this in the comments below.
Are you guilty of having these expectations? Let us know!