50 Shades of Tweets
Valentine’s day has been and gone and ‘Mommy porn’ classic 50 Shades of Grey has been released. We were too lazy to go and watch the film so we’re just seeing what Twitter has to say…
Award for the best hashtag
Award for the creepiest tweet
— Joe Kennedy (@kennedyjkj) February 15, 2015
Valid thought really
Sat in McDonald's wondering why they haven't brought out the #50Shades Happy Meal
— Mike Clarkson (@mikeclarkson) February 15, 2015
You know what else sucks…
There are two different types of people in the world. Those who THINK #50Shades is a good movie, and those who KNOW it sucks.
— Tianna Myles (@TheTeeds) February 15, 2015
I saw 50 Shades of Grey this morning – well there were a lot of elderly people sitting in front of me at church! #50Shades
— Martin Stand (@QuakerWolf) February 15, 2015
Did this happen? Should someone send him to embarrassing bodies?
Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more." – Where'd all the thumbs come from?? #50Shades
— Chloe Cleary (@ItsChloeCleary) February 15, 2015
#50ShadesOfGrey is just Twilight with more tits basically
— Cunt Dracula (@danelmeow) February 15, 2015
Have you seen it? We think we’re going to wait for the DVD… in the meanwhile, check @LondonFire’s #50shadesofred tweets to laugh at people mostly putting their bits in places they don’t belong.
— London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 12, 2015
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